Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
time to smoke my breakfast
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
