last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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