whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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