I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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