I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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