they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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