So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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