Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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