I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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