We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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