I don't think brook has ever known best
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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