yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
