Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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