love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
what day is it and did you see me today?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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