He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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