she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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