Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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