so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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