Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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