just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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