they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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