You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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