She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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