I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Randomize
