uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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