I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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