i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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