would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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