Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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