Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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