i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
well you can't waste a boner
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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