Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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