Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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