well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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