Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
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I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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