Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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