I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Randomize
