dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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