For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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