After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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