i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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