I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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