Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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