Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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