i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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