A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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