using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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