im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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