Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on