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• (708): View more from Illinois

  either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.

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  You live a charmed life.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.

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