Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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