I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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