Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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