have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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