You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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