we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
tell me about the eggs
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