You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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