cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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